Lots of Supply But the Demand is Seriously Lacking — I know you’ve been not working on your final paper all semester and more-than-likely wrote it between 3 and 5am the day it was due. And you know what? I can’t blame you. You know how much you didn’t want to write this paper? Well, double it and that’s how…

Promises to bring change Americans need — Vice President Kamala Harris was widely criticized this week for using wired headphones. The news comes on the heels of another made-up “scandal” when the Vice President bought cookware with her own money while in Paris. Harris insists the wired headphones are a security measure, citing Bluetooth technology as a…

Toppling Democracy Never Looked so Good — The House Committee investigating the January 6th attack on the Capitol got a new piece of explosive information this week when Former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows turned over a PowerPoint presentation. Titled “Election Fraud, Foreign Interference & Options for 6 Jan,” the presentation is filled with lies…

Thank you for buying all the gifts for everyone else — A robe. Obviously. The biggest candle you’ve ever seen. Unscented…or scented by someone who has never smelled smells before. May or may not splurge for said gigantic candle to be housed in a jar the size of which God never intended jars to reach. A very itchy winter hat because…

Eyes Will Finally Be Opened — Thanksgiving dinner is traditionally one of the most tense moments in any American family and this year promises to be no different. After nearly two years, uncles across the nation will finally share with reluctant family members the fruits of doing their own research. “I’ve always been big into research,”…

You cannot fake your way to the truth! — Kyle. That was not what we talked about in our sessions. Good acting is about finding and revealing the truth, not about trying to construct it. The audience will always be able to tell when you are lying onstage. Always. Suffice it to say, I watched your performance and I…

Seeking Truth Tellers of Our Truth — The University of Austin is seeking Assistant/Associate Professors in every field other than Critical Race Theory to join a start-up focused on “the intrepid pursuit of truth.” Think you have what it takes to join our truth squad at a college deceptively named to make you think we’re The University…

Nobody Likes You Ted Cruz, by Oscar the Grouch — Look, everybody knows I’ve got mixed feelings about Big Bird. He’s so happy all the time. No matter what. Big Bird’s looking at the bright side of life — rain, shine, or anything in between. You try living with someone like that for fifty years — who, did I mention…

“Oh, I See.” — At first, 11-year-old Brandon Jacobs wasn’t quite sure what he was hearing from his parents’ bedroom. It was muffled. There was a lot of giggling. But it was unmistakable. His two older brothers were at football practice. Did his parents think he had left too? He tried to ignore it…