SCOTUS Overturns Independence Day, Rules July 4th “Day White Jesus Discovered America”

“In 1776, Jesus Walked Across the Ocean Blue…”

Matt Fotis
Satire & The State
Published in
3 min readJul 2, 2022

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JOEY MACALLE FOR THE BOSTON GLOBE

In a surprise special ruling, the Supreme Court declared July 4th is no longer America’s Independence Day. At least, not in the way most Americans know it.

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Matt Fotis
Satire & The State

Theatre professor, author, playwright, dad, husband, and other stuff. Comedy, parenthood, and politics. www.mattfotis.com @mattfotis